pertinhower 9 hours ago

Yes, but if a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds off a dill pickle?

  • slater 7 hours ago

    Fifteen hogsheads, of course. Fourteen if it’s a leap year.

nick238 10 hours ago

Am I having a stroke? Reading the title makes my head hurt.

  • anigbrowl 8 hours ago

    I was perplexed too, but it turns out to be a straightforward paper on using natural materials to substitute for artificially produced ones for laser components. Birch leaves are apparently rich in carbon dots (which lase under the right circumstances) and simply stewing them yield a slurry with plenty of the desired substance. Peanuts have a molecular structure with plenty of large voids. Soak the peanuts in birch leaf slurry, excite them with a laser, and the organic medium demonstrates lasing behavior. Apparently this simpler and cheaper than the usual go-to materials, and has the potential to be manufactured with less toxic waste. I presume it's not as good as elemental materials but if it's good enough it might yield savings at industrial scale.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_laser_medium

  • userbinator 10 hours ago

    The title looked like an AI image generator prompt, and I was curious what the output image would be.

  • NedF 2 hours ago

    [dead]

bigiain 7 hours ago

I skimmed through the article looking for pictures of trees with laser beams shooting out in every direction. Much disappoint.

gnatman 12 hours ago

sounds like a Brian Jacques superweapon

westurner 12 hours ago

Would this work on peanuts?

"Near-Field Optical Nanopatterning of Graphene" (2025) https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/smsc.202500184 .. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45623301

Why are they random lasers?

From https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45949800 :

> "Cavity electrodynamics of van der Waals heterostructures" (2024) https://arxiv.org/abs/2403.19745 ; graphite / graphene optical cavity

From https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44922581 :

> "Grover's algorithm to efficiently prepare quantum states in optical cavity QED" (2025) https://phys.org/news/2025-08-grover-algorithm-efficiently-q...:

>> "Deterministic carving of quantum states with Grover's algorithm" (2025) https://journals.aps.org/pra/abstract/10.1103/s3vs-xz7w

  • PaulHoule 11 hours ago

    Most lasers have a relatively small rate of gain per unit length so they depend on mirrors. Some lasers like

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_laser

    get enough gain that you can don’t need the mirrors —- it’s pretty easy to build one about a foot long that can make nanosecond pulses that are about as long as the laser.

    Random lasers uses random particles to extend the optical path instead of mirrors

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Random_laser

    I studied condensed matter physics and knew a professor well who was one of Anderson’s grad students so the phenomenon of

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anderson_localization

    which is relevant to random lasers is familiar to me.

    • pfdietz 8 hours ago

      There was an old (50 years ago!) Amateur Scientist in Scientific American on how to make your own nitrogen laser.

      https://www.jstor.org/stable/24950104

      That column had all sorts of homemade lasers. CO2, helium-neon, dye lasers...

      • bigiain 7 hours ago

        Oh man, I miss my dad's collection of a decade or two's worth of Scientific American magazines. When I was a kid in the 70s/80s, they were pure intellectual magic to me.

chaos0815 6 hours ago

first laser people have lethal allergies against...

kazinator 10 hours ago

I just want to know: is the peanut okay?